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glorfyndel:

#you signed the contract mr baggins

ieroscum:

when ur headphone is slowly slipping out of your ea r and you just think no„ my love…, r eturn

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

amouremeline:

you can’t spell school without i hate my life

profoundboner:

bpdlevi:

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

smolderingcas:

just watch jensen’s face

😍😍😍😍 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH BAE

chaystar:

Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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so-personal:

everything personal

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

so-personal:

everything personal

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crossestheyrecoolifyoureintothau:

little-miss-lalonde:

MY LITTLE SISTER JUST RAN INTO MY ROOM AND OPENED THE FUCKING WINDOW AND TRIED TO GET OUT BECAUSE MY OTEHR SISTER WAS PLAYING TAG WITH HER AND SHE DIDN’T WANT TO BE IT.

SHE ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF THE SECOND FLOOR SO SHE WOULDNT GET TAGGED 

Now that’s what I call determination

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY