50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
McKenna Peterson, 12, writes an open letter to Dick’s Sporting Goods about their 2014 basketball catelog. All I can say to McKenna is that the world needs more people like you.
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
this is too accurate
This dork is so lost without his guitar that he STARTS PLAYING WITH HIS SHIRT. He is LITERATELY so confused without a guitar that he doesn’t know what to do with his hands.
And then there’s Jack, who was distracted by Alex’s nipple throughout the whole performance, so he felt obliged to tell Alex by poking him. This. Cute. Idiot.
I’m so done with this band. These adorable little shits.
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
THIS IS SO PRETTY WHAT THE HELL
THHIS IS SO PRETTY OMGGEEEEEEEEEE
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
This man is qualified to fuck me
I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too
I was about to reblog it and then I saw the captions and now I’m gonna reblog it twice because this post is gold
So I know nobody will really read this most likely but I gotta rant.
So today some guys that I THOUGHT I was friends with stole my bfs phone and switched my contact name with one of theirs so like if my bf texted my contact he was actually texting them.
and when I found out from one of the guys that was doing this obviously I called my bae and told him. So one of the guys came up behind me at the football game tonight and TACKLED ME AND SCREAMED AT ME FOR TELLING MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HIS SNEAKY SCHEMEY SHIT. HE PRACTICALLY STRANGLED ME AND LEFT CLAW MARKS ON MY NECK AND THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME WHY I WAS NOT TALKING TO HIM